Funny

Me:

Saturday night, while the men were at Priesthood session, a few girlfriends and I went to get manicures and pedicures. Genius planning by Rachel. I was sitting in the manicure chair and the nice woman sat down looked at me and said “You want eyebrow wax too.” Note the period not question mark at the end of that sentence. When I got home I made Bryson study my eyebrows and we decided the comment was totally unnecessary.

Him:

“I dated two crazy girls. It looked like I was the perpetrator, but in a sense, I was the victim.”